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02/18/12--03:49: Choire: @williamfleitch It sounds like I could get this terrible baby for cheap! Not sure about your negotiating strategy.... (chan 1077184)

Choire: @williamfleitch It sounds like I could get this terrible baby for cheap! Not sure about your negotiating strategy....


02/18/12--03:51: Choire: @michaelroston Ideally I'll have a baby (or babies!) to do that for me. It's a very old business model with a new twist! (chan 1077184)

Choire: @michaelroston Ideally I'll have a baby (or babies!) to do that for me. It's a very old business model with a new twist!


02/18/12--07:01: Choire: Nothing like that cigarette after a mile-long bike-chase in pursuit of the guys who called you a faggot! (Got them good, too.) (chan 1077184)

Choire: Nothing like that cigarette after a mile-long bike-chase in pursuit of the guys who called you a faggot! (Got them good, too.)


02/19/12--07:44: Choire: Am I copyright-infringing correctly? http://t.co/1p9LHC1m #askingforacatfriend #asdfsfghflwtph #losingit (chan 1077184)

Choire: Am I copyright-infringing correctly? http://t.co/1p9LHC1m #askingforacatfriend #asdfsfghflwtph #losingit


02/19/12--09:47: Choire: RT @KateAurthur: I'm vomiting from Douglas Brinkley's phrase "chick nonfiction" to describe @jodikantor's "Obamas." (Within a very posit ... (chan 1077184)

Choire: RT @KateAurthur: I'm vomiting from Douglas Brinkley's phrase "chick nonfiction" to describe @jodikantor's "Obamas." (Within a very posit ...


02/19/12--15:38: Choire: My new haircut is so good it should have an enormo HuffPo slideshow. It deserves a racist ESPN headline. If it ever ODs it should be on TMZ. (chan 1077184)

Choire: My new haircut is so good it should have an enormo HuffPo slideshow. It deserves a racist ESPN headline. If it ever ODs it should be on TMZ.


02/19/12--15:42: Choire: @JuviaMiami Last night was exquisite. Serious congratulations. The staff, the food, the views, the flatware: all awesome. (chan 1077184)

Choire: @JuviaMiami Last night was exquisite. Serious congratulations. The staff, the food, the views, the flatware: all awesome.


02/20/12--07:59: Choire: Mmm, this little cat smells just like an expensive fur coat. (chan 1077184)

Choire: Mmm, this little cat smells just like an expensive fur coat.


02/20/12--11:08: Choire: I warned you all first. RT @mhbergen Jeb! MT @justinwolfers: Small Jeb Bush rally over at #InTrade. https://t.co/hvTgr9ex (chan 1077184)

Choire: I warned you all first. RT @mhbergen Jeb! MT @justinwolfers: Small Jeb Bush rally over at #InTrade. https://t.co/hvTgr9ex


02/20/12--14:21: Choire: RT @Pawelmorski: RIP irony. Died 2012. RT @rupertmurdoch: To hell with politicians! When are we going to find some to tell the truth in ... (chan 1077184)

Choire: RT @Pawelmorski: RIP irony. Died 2012. RT @rupertmurdoch: To hell with politicians! When are we going to find some to tell the truth in ...


02/20/12--15:48: Choire: I wanna buy a big-ass fuck-you boat and name it CRON DAEMON. (Or of course "What Are The Civilian Applications?") (chan 1077184)

Choire: I wanna buy a big-ass fuck-you boat and name it CRON DAEMON. (Or of course "What Are The Civilian Applications?")


02/20/12--17:35: Choire: The looks you get when you buy 160 pounds of cat litter! (chan 1077184)

Choire: The looks you get when you buy 160 pounds of cat litter!


02/20/12--19:59: Choire: @UnlikelyWords Wherever the cats tell you to put it, of course. (chan 1077184)

Choire: @UnlikelyWords Wherever the cats tell you to put it, of course.


02/21/12--06:25: Choire: @brianvan @felixsalmon You're probably eligible for the Lower East Side People's Credit Union, no? The criteria are like... low bar. (chan 1077184)

Choire: @brianvan @felixsalmon You're probably eligible for the Lower East Side People's Credit Union, no? The criteria are like... low bar.


02/21/12--07:27: Choire: @brianvan @CharlesHClarke @felixsalmon Go to church once. Boom, done. (chan 1077184)

Choire: @brianvan @CharlesHClarke @felixsalmon Go to church once. Boom, done.


02/21/12--08:47: Choire: RT @nostrich: "I shamelessly repackaged a 6,700 word NYT article into clickbait. This is part of what I do as a new plagiarist." http:// ... (chan 1077184)

Choire: RT @nostrich: "I shamelessly repackaged a 6,700 word NYT article into clickbait. This is part of what I do as a new plagiarist." http:// ...


02/21/12--09:17: Choire: @maureenoco But that's the best question of all! (chan 1077184)

Choire: @maureenoco But that's the best question of all!


02/21/12--10:39: Choire: @maureenoco I think we can both agree that you and I should never fight about aggregation unless it's via the means of karaoke. (chan 1077184)

Choire: @maureenoco I think we can both agree that you and I should never fight about aggregation unless it's via the means of karaoke.


02/21/12--14:39: Choire: RT @sean_fennessey: Rufus Wainwright naming a song "Montauk" is ace trolling. (chan 1077184)

Choire: RT @sean_fennessey: Rufus Wainwright naming a song "Montauk" is ace trolling.


02/22/12--03:07: Choire: Do you think when people are learning English and they discover the phrase "to do with as you wish," they just rage-black-out? (chan 1077184)

Choire: Do you think when people are learning English and they discover the phrase "to do with as you wish," they just rage-black-out?